Stories

What your art style or medium says about you:

Pencil: noob or my drawing class professor
Pen only: tattoo artist or kim jun gi
Anime/manga style: weeb or a pro working 100hr weeks in Japan
Painting: Insta white girls or classically trained old man
Digital painting: probably some Asian god who does this on the side, aka WLOP
Abstract or impression: either have negative drawing skills or max out skill tree

manga/webtoon: weeb but also into writing, draws at 5x speed
2D animator: basically a slave, but draws at 10x speed and never makes a mistake
3D animator: bought into the hype 15 years ago, Steam Library cost more than a car, is a deep-sea explorer
sculptor: not real, I have never met one irl, probably lived in Italy 2k years ago
graphic designer: like an astrology major, you thought you would learn about stars (art) but all you did was complex calculus (Illustrator and Photoshop)

photographer landscape: introvert hiker, or afraid of strobe lights
photographer street: a landscap-er without mountains, a portrait-er without models
photographer portrait: extrovert but can't pose full body, has no legs for hiking
photographer wedding: actually make money
photographer fashion: expert skills and giga ego
photographer sports: retired athlete who can't let go of their former glory, shoots 10k photos a day

fine art photographer: the most hungry of them all
classic pianist/violinist: your mom made you do it so she can one-up your neighbor's mom
jazz player: a chain-smoking space bounty hunter who is always hungry
music producer: see video editor
song writer: does singing on the side, or producer of a monkey video game
Singer-songwriter: you either end up as a streamer or drives a red pickup
film/game score composer: the hottest 70 yo man who also loved Davie Bowie

video editor/colorist: wannabe cinematographer
make up, consume, props: either a girl who loves shopping/thrifting, or Adam Savage
cinematographer: either a photographer or someone who has a kinky relationship with metal poles (c-stands)
director: YouTuber, or control freak who plays chess with humans, or a literal god
actor: dissociative identity disorder, won the genetic lottery for better or worst

dancer: either a K-drama fan or an athlete with a body of steel and an eating disorder
alpinist: ppl say you're an artist but you just take avoidant attachment to the extreme
wrestler: the destined one who is on the path of enlightenment, the true artist from the crazy mountains or endless grassland

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